Me - computer geek by day; By night I'm a storyteller, truth-stretcher and fanciful misrememberer of facts. Pandora - my beautiful, patient and loving wife. 23 years ago she opened the box with a ring in it, and has had nothing but trouble ever since. H, I, J and K - our kids ages 24, 21, 15 and 12 Chill - H's husband. BabyGeek - H and Chill's daughter. Kachol - our cat. His union contract stipulates that we must use his real name due to his worldwide fame and because his fans demand it. Rabbi SpiceRock - our original mentor and poskin (decision maker) in our journey. The Big D - The Rabbi now guiding us on our ongoing Jewish Journey. A job that, because of my involvement, bears a striking resemblance to "riding herd in a goat-rodeo". Rav Papu - Rabbi, Cousin, and font of wisdom for all things Sephardi. This is important to the story. Trust me.